Some monologues are comedic while others are dramatic, some are geared toward older performers, and most can be performed by any gender of actor. THE DARKNESS HAS COME TO CLAIM ME! Unlike you, I dont want to go to jail. Moment #2: Marilyn Monroe productions Meeting Milton Greene + Escaping Fox. Shawn, stop trying to light Cindys hair on fire! Also, she doesnt have any big dogs in the house, or any other risk factors that could result in injury. Not even GoodLife can save him. 3. Thats Julian Wynn, and he has really bad allergies. But all she cares about is doing dumb science experiments, mostly tests on me! I was scared you werent going to be okay. Well, unfortunately Ive tried that already and they didnt buy it. We gathered the best quotes from the lovable character and cant wait to hear more in Disneys Christopher Robin, streaming now on Disney+! Further, even. You dont waste time, do you? Instead, I stick out like a sore thumb. Melissa, if you found a mouse in your home you would set up a mousetrap for sure. What is it, girl? Lights off, no more talking! 16. You know what chocolates made of? Featured Videos 1:05 Life Advice with Eeyore | Winnie The Pooh | Oh My Disney 2:31 Eeyore's tail Video See All Check out your favorite Eeyore clips 1:49 2:31 2:01 0:45 5:15 2:29 I dont want to be the screw-up that I am. [Narrator] As a matter of fact it was raining all over the Hundred Acre Wood. Get back here! How does that make me feel? HOW DO YOU TURN THE CAMERA OFF? Im up for the challenge. By: Isabelle Bidal, Age 18, Ontario, Canada Description: A straight-A student finds themself in detention Genre: Comedic. By: Eleanor H., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl seeks help from a therapist about her fear of going outside. Most people dont see what they are under their porcelain masks and red lips. Well, if you cant see me now, you will see me rise and protest against the injustices of the people! I think the main reason I draw is that I feel lonely. Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite. Everyone knows I used steroids before the championship. Piglet: Ooh, and many happy returns to you, too, Owl! By some miracle, I was able to escape. Come back. I was on holiday with my family. I told them that they couldnt take my stuff, but Emile said, We dont care, and Rose ignored me. Southern California Wind Forecast, Winnie the Pooh Well, yknow what? Ugh, Mia, please would you get out of bed? I sure will! I said I was finished with dinner and asked to be excused. No, were elves, and we have rights! That maybe the world would be better off without me Now as I sit here next to your grave, I wonder will anyone miss me if I was gone? Ive moved on. Why do I have to suffer through this? Yes, they make me do all that. It was a test to see if we could read directions, and it said not to write anything down? I just have to stay calm and relaxed. People start to ask you questions, like Why do you have a chart? and Why were you in the guidance counselors office? And they dont say it, but you know theyre thinking Is something wrong with her?. I mean cmon people. I am making this way harder than it has to be but I really cant fail, I just cant! I plan on paying them a little visit. After about two minutes I was so mad I wanted to fire her right when she walked in the door. Did you hear that? He buys me anything I want. "And many happy returns to you, Pooh Bear.". Here we go again. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff You shall live with me! Baldwin, Emma. Well girls, I cannot believe yall have turned on me like this. Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how should we you think if we----. By: Sophie W., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 11 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: Exclamation Point is upset about Comma, who talks too much. Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. Now, some people would have panicked, but thats not who I am. I was sitting outside on the pavement, breathing hard, looking at that skeleton of a pool and remembering. I always hated physicals because then I would know how much I actually weighed. Look at all these scratches! Elroy comes up to me and says, Howd you like to be the coolest kid in school? Move out of my way, I tell him, but he says, No, really. But seriously to just wake up one day and end a friendship because of how popular someone is. This is for punctuation marks only! I could be on the beach right now tanning like a churro with a margarita in one hand and a woman on the other sitting on my lap! Shes dead to me starting now. Now he sat down and tried hard to think of something. Genre: Comedic (Astronaut enters, tripping and staggering) Sorry, sorry, my legs are still getting use to gravity. Yes, a frame! The screaming went on for a whileand then it stopped. Had I known better, I would have done the same. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah USA Description: Mother Nature goes to therapy. Anxiety hits me from every angle. If a black person happens to wear braids to school, some say you have to wear your real hair, youre not allowed extensions. Pooh: No, Piglet, that would not be a very good plan. Im gonna say I had to pee. Let me keep going. "This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense.". And technically, Im not homeless. You know the times when you lie in the dark and ponder upon questions about life? Not a single word! 911, what is your emergency? Obviously its not going well, but at least Im trying right? Like seriously I dont know how this happened, it just did I guess. She knows that shrimp is the one thing Im scared of. That you mean far less than little to someone, someone who doesnt kiss the earth below you. (Throws paper on ground and leaves the podium.). It was a big white room. Eeyores monologue. It began at the tip of his nose, and trickled all the way down to the soles of his feet as if someone inside him was saying---. I mean look at me! I know I was lucky to be born in this country. I know it in my bones. Anything that you say can and will be used against you. (Goes back to normal voice) I mean honestly! Boisterous and exuberant, Tigger is wonderful and one-of-a-kind. Put them in the zoo and charge people three dollars to look at them. By: Rebecca S., Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen expresses her feelings about her best friend. So, you go ahead and do what you gotta do. Apparently my emo little sister left her hair color stuff in the shower, cause my hair was bright green when I took the towel off. Poem by Eeyore by A.A. Milne is a thirty-seven line poem that is contained within a single stanza of text. Everyone holds me up to her standards. Rabbit: (yawns) I think we should all be going. I wanted to be so thin, that I wanted my cheekbones to look like they were stabbing through my skin; or my ribs begging for more room to grow. Third Place Winner! Shes scared of the ocean and her stuffing could get wet! He's Winnie the Pooh T I double Ga eR. That was a monologue! One sister asked if the oldest could drive them but she said, Dont you remember Brittany when I was taking my drivers test I was eating a banana and then threw the peel out the window, which someone immediately slipped on. How am I going to patch that skylight, momll kill me wait do ya hear that? Its just that everywhere, all around me, all I see is dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead! On top of that, there has to be a health code violation here! Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, do as youre told! Why cant we just move into the city? Or at least until hes buried beneath a snow drift. And the fact that no two are the same says a lot. Lets seelets see (looking around). Im not asking you to forget about Lila, because thats not possible. I might be sitting in a too-crowded tent playing my sixth round of Truth or Dare with the swim team or standing up by the blocks waiting for a race. 180 times four, which is 720 calories, plus breakfast (does calculation) so 1730 calories. And to be honest, I dont want it to. Did you know I changed my name? I love all the fun trips and traveling, and this loving and kind family, I just dont think a sixteen-year-old should be held to such high expectations. But we have made it, and we stand here together, today, in defiance of the odds, in unity. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! Youre going to be sorry you asked. Wonderful. Sometimes I wonder if its just a nightmare that I cant wake up from. Still dont know why he decided to teach English. But, never mind the bread, please. Of course, by this point, it isnt my story anymore anyway. Nene would take us to the gas station where she would buy us huge ice cream cones. So, tell me where did you get it? Im not an armrest, IM A HUMAN BEING! Why werent you there to make me dinner when I was too young to use the stove? I hate grey. Kanga: We must go home, now, dear; it is past your bedtime! My sister is my very best friend. Thats weird. (Pause) I KNOW. Ill be there. Erm well, if you can find it in your hearts respect your elders follow the-class dismissed! He's a hefty happy Pooh. What Im doing now is pointless. I mostly stick with brown, that seems to suit him. See that bowl there? [Rabbit] Oh, no, no, help! (Speaks like talking to a dog) Good boy. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. But, two weeks ago Mrs. Rolanda, my English teacher, announced that we were all going to write original monologues. Theo James! By: Ruby Whitehorn, Age 17, Michigan, USA Description: Nationally ranked high school basketball player struggles with making the decision to confess using steroids for the championship game. I love you! Id watch all those beautiful brides walk down the aisle, looking so beautiful in their elegant gowns, hair done so perfectly, holding the loveliest flowers just below their glowing faces, bursting with joy, faces decorated with the biggest smiles, bright as jewelry, every one of them feeling like theyre the only girl in the whole world. My family lovingly nicknamed me Eeyore by the time I was 4. I heard men with heavy guns yelling at people to get in line. Now I never knew this, so here I am warning you after all this happened. I take pride in my skills. You know what they say; if you cant handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Some of my skills include speed stacking, using candy to locating lost children, and peeling the smiley sticker off first try, no tear! I just wanted to say, I love you and we miss I hate seeing you so pale. This is my first video diary after becoming the first earthling to visit the planet Venus. Why dont I talk to Jake? Youre at a boring part? In the hospital, they told me that I had been struck by lightning. I have dedicated 28 years to that store, and the fine customers inside it. Mom, Santa came! And I know hes still out there. Throughout the text, Milne is successfully able to convey the intricacies of speech through uncertain, halting diction. The last thing I saw was stars. It consists of inner speech, where you can "hear" your own voice play out phrases and conversations . The iceberg is melting and in three weeks its going to be a popsicle. [Rabbit] Oh, no, not that. I cannot see myself. I tried to wash off as much as I could in the bathroom, but its still there, as you can see. I am a leprechaun, and indeed, we stand at the end of my rainbow with da pot o gold right about here. I have since learned that girls are impossible. I still cant believe that Esteban did that. Okay, start again. I love you beary much? Disgusting. Eeyore | Winnie the Pooh Eeyore Gloomy Eeyore is not a fan of much, other than eating thistles, but his loyalty wins the hearts of his friends every time he loses his tail. But in the midst of all excitement Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task of house hunting for Owl. But your voice sounds so sad sometimes that it frightens me. Now, on this blustery day Pooh decided to visit his thoughtful spot. Well, then. Dear Lord. These symptoms fit the criteria for the psychological disorder known as chronic dysthymia, or depression. Ive been wanting to tell you about all this pain and numbness that I feel will never go away. All my scars are. The Cleveland Show Robert, Genre: Comedic Well, its actually kind of a long story, but I suppose we have time. But that would be fatal, so thats super unrealistic. Then, when I went outside to get into my car, my car door wouldnt open. Turn that frown upside down and see what Eeyore has to say: It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it., If it is a good morning, which I doubt., Might take a day or two, but I'll find a new one., I'd say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway., Sure is a cheerful color. They asked for the purge theyre gonna get the purge. Ive been in there for days! Rabbit: All right, now the first stick to pass all the way under the bridge wins. (gasp) Dont even get me started on those things they call dogs. Er, do the job for hourly wage, plus cover material plus overtime plus 10 percent. First Place Winner! One time, I went on a tour of the White House, and hid behind the curtains in the Oval office. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. First Place Winner! Or, at least I was. I mean, what am I going to do 20 years down the line when Im applying for a job at the American Institute of Chemical Engineers and they say Lucia Anderson Maquel, you are completely qualified for this job, but we cant hire you until you answer this one question correctly. Do you know what the question is going to be? Genre: Comedic/Dramatic. Willy nilly silly old bear. Traitors dont deserve anything. [Christopher Robin] What a pity! The Emperor's New Groove. I could tell him I was late for work. As I walked down the street, I heard something come from a nearby alleyway. I spent most of my days in bed and in the depths of it, all I wanted was to go to sleep forever. I promise you that I wont let Luke see you or remember you like this. Im going off to college next week, and I cant take you with me. [Piglet] It's awfully hard to be brave when you're such a small animal. So yeah, thats how I ended up with bright green hair, my face painted like a giraffe, and a three-legged beagle. Hello? Even if I try, I know Ill get the inevitable Why didnt you take the normal route? which will make me even more embarrassed. Oh, yeah, hey Charlie. Exhales to calm herself.) Genre: Dramatic. I didnt see why it mattered so much, he was just a teacher and they were just students. I could be healthy tomorrow. I did remember to bring the glasses though so drink up because whatever we dont drink, Robert will. I totally ignored her. Here, let me just take this blindfold offthere you go! A Heffalump, leering at his lunch. Remember when you first came to visit? I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the gun. I looked around. I want to know why she did it, and why I was stupid enough to never suspect her. And not just because hes just a head, I mean (Talking to self.) You know. Moment #3 New York / Kennedys birthday. These are all commentary on the rhymes hes choosing. Can I stay here for a couple of days while I figure out what to do? Listen up! Great Its just that I have not spoken to anyone in ages. When I was young, I had this dream about how my life would be, my ideal perfect life, two kids, a husband, a house. Yeah, I know. Ya better watch it, doggie-o. (Winter. Im worried theyll think horrible things about me. Humiliating! If anyone wants one, now is a good time to order one. If only they would try to understand me. Xerxes And Esther, Okay, Plan B, cover story, come on think of a cover story. Ill make them feel loved. Not great. Two decades ago, in the year 2020, scientists hypothesized that the clouds of Venus might have bacterial life. So what if I stay in my room? And of course, it was. Mom had hidden dads whiskey and he couldnt find it. I eventually got medicine for it. The audition where all my dreams could finally become a reality. I am sad that you look at me, your mother, and see an enemy; someone always criticizing, heckling, and yelling at you. And this pelo! By: Alyssa Flowers, Age 14 Description: This person has been lying for so long they are not sure why want to stop. To just be an average kid. My reflection has switched with me! After a while, I gave up and slumped against a wall. Hey, maybe we can try to be nice to him. (mocking her in falsetto) Oh, Mr. Archibald, thats a circuit breaker! I mean, am I missing something here? This is a dream, right? The fact is this is more difficult. She deserves it. Piglet: Yes, Eeyore, and I brought you a present. Or feed the seagulls, even though we knew we werent supposed to, we didnt care. Its peaceful there with my earbuds in. A white-hot flash far away and everywhere, and my body in the air and then nothing. Im sorry to interrupt, but what does that mean? Besides, I think Im running out of time. What do you mean you are busy? (pause) Wait, what happened?!!! And this birthday boy is going to be ALIVE! This alerts the obnoxious kid sitting behind you who loudly says, Oooh! I would like to share one of my favorite memories of her and I, when I first met her and found the love of my life, I instantly knew that we were meant to be together, and I told that other man that was looking at you Back off shes mine. And it was true. When I was 7, my mother took me to the optometrist, where they had little reading charts with Es plastered all over. You can probably guess the rest of the story. Im sorry Mrs. Trask. No one can match my skills or mastery. Always knew it would.". Someone who knows me well enough might call me a liar. But here, right now, I could sell the tickets I had already bought and make a tidy little profit. I just love watching humans scramble for power and kill each other in the process. This is it. I almost beat my game! I pull my VR goggles off. I think I shall go see my good friend Owl perhaps he can help! Or the only one they think is pretty. (covers phone with hand) What? As far as my dreams will take me! Were gonna play a lot of games again, like we used to. A second edition of the movie, which many cable stations show, contains: "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Honey Tree", "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Blustery Day", and "Winnie-the-Pooh and a Day for Eeyore". Those painted on faces, fake smiles, and pretend emotions are all designed to fool you into thinking theyre good. Those were the days when I didnt feel anxiety or sadness. If you could just look up and see me for who I am: your staunchest supporter, your most faithful ally, your greatest resource. But like dont make it too expensive because my moms gonna make ME pay for it and I dont have that kind of money. I should be over that Prince Royce-wanna-be by now. Everyone in this family does. By: Antonio Suarez, Cupertino, California USA, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A boy describes the life of an immigrant worker. Im lucky if I eat three times a day. The tales of Christopher Robin and his menagerie of stuffed nursery companions were the bases for a set of children's verses that became the Winnie the Pooh books. I realized that I was about to be late for work. Thats it, Im out. Ill be out in a minute! But when I was messing around with Ricky, I told him I liked disco. All I really want today is to grab these chips, head to my room, and drown out the yelling from my parents room with the screams from Chainsaw Massacre #2, because believe it or not, that movie is slightly less terrifying than whats going on outside my bedroom door. Hey, why arent there any posters hung up in Ms. Daniels room? The sun is as hot as ever during these summer days. I read the label on the front of it aloud. Or would you go forward and take the unknown future and be whisked away to a place where everything could be totally new like a fresh start? Were going to be okay, he said, everything is going to be okay. but then the doors burst open. You know, heroin will give you everything, but youve got to be prepared to give everything to heroinand I did. Just six little seeds. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. I said I wasnt hungry. Well. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE! Ok, where to start? There was a certain kindness in his expression that made me feel safe despite everything going on around us. Its torture, I tell you. I started to wonder if I would ever get out? Okay, so this morning, my nine-year-old twin sisters, Rose and Emile, just walked into my room, without knocking, stole my cardigan, lipstick, necklaces, and mascara, then walked out. Skylar Morrison likes to thump kids on the head. When they realized I was in the kitchen, my mom flashed me her fake smile and passed me a plate of toast. Description: A leprechaun outsmarts someone who has found his pot of gold. And what happened then you ask? By: Kara Smith, Age 14, North Carolina, USA Description: A student is asked to imagine their perfect day. Well, the next thing I know, the numbers were announced and, like always, I didnt win. I shut my eyes tight and just kept hoping everything would just go away. I dont like chocolate. Anyway, sometimes I dont get a lot of sleep. Winnie the Pooh (pooh) One day, Im going to make it for him. Its the good times that hurt to think about. No, no I cant make it too serious. By: Mikala Southern, Georgia, USA, Age 12 Description: A student tells a story about how a daredevil stunt helped him become the coolest kid in school. (pause) Alright, well, Ill give you the backstory. Something to do with well, never mind. I can still see it. And my old childhood friend would still be kind to me. !7o,{T|qd+6gxH3K6;+5N;^l3-!i7a;zy3IH??J2 p ?/O{;iJy-LxC2Xn$6cgX! I realized that my younger brother, Colin, is taller than me. Christopher Robin, you never can tell with bees. Willy nilly silly old bear (Rolls eyes and slaps forehead.) Great! Im here, if you need meand I need you. Eeyore - Depression Yana Walljasper 183 subscribers Subscribe 4K 398K views 8 years ago This is a video I made for my Mental Health in the Media class. Uhhh, have you tried reloading the zoom page? Gender: Any (can be changed to the wife on trial) Genre: Comedic. Ooh, maybe I could write about a character who cant come up with a monologue and they are trying to brainstorm ideas on what to write about. I have to live in the Under World for six months of the year as, um Queen of the Dead! I hated that tie that I had to clip on to my plain button down shirt each morning, I hated the time it took to press my khaki pants just for them to get a coffee stain from eating breakfast on the go, or having to re-press from all the sitting I was doing. So, I might have given her a little more. Riddle me this why should an innocent teenager be bombarded with all of this, this pink, red, artificial, sugary sweetness when just going to the store to pick up some Doritos? I agreed to go. I understand. This is our first, of many weekly meetings. Narrator: Yes, Pooh, and that was the beginning of a game called Pooh-sticks. Wolves Fixtures On Bt Sport, Well, I dont want to focus on him right now. Thats a lie. Im still waiting for it. Pauses.) When I was in school, if my name wasnt at the very top of the exam board, I would cry for the next two days. Youre scared of the ocean? Im sorry that the doctors werent concerned with beauty when they saved my life. So Pooh ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate and ATE! Shes natural, and I respect that. Im jealous. Aw heck. [Christopher Robin] That's a very good idea Eeyore. Ive started wearing baggy clothes because I am seen as overweight. Then you made me laugh and after that you always came back. By: Maddie Hazeu, Age 14 From: Manitoba, Canada Description: A letter to a fallen soldier from a wife. Second Place Winner! How would I know? Its not worth it! Jessie! Howd I wind up here? For commercial rights and other inquiries, please contact us. The big guy had us come in just so we could talk about making a creature of power that can eat anything. Now Im not a god who would say, Oh My Gosh! Id guess you like to feel that way; some kind of all holy, selfless being. I rushed to their room and saw him hovering over her, hitting her over and over. First Place Winner By: Melanie T., Westminster, CA USA, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: SMITHIE, 26, was hired last week as a 911 operator and is just getting the hang of her job. It was great seeing you. Look, I didnt mean to trespass. Im sorry I never texted you enough, Im sorry that you left, Im sorry, and I still miss you. Oh, thats the end of our session? (pause) I know you dont have to. By: Jessica G., Age 16, Calgary, Alberta Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young woman tries to help her sister regain her memory. I pretend Im flying for hours when Im up there. Then to the surprise of all, Eeyore stopped right in front of [Christopher Robin] Why are you stopping here Eeyore? Nice. And a splash of color. Everyone melts eventually. Okay, dont say anything. Take all the time you need. Owl, I don't think we will ever be able to fix it. Because when were at the movies, and its too loud, I cant leave because its loud for everyone. And I cant buy candy with my own money because its unfair even though everyone else is eating popcorn that you bought for them, but I cant stand the texture of popcorn. I hate my brother, period. A chance Dad might finally come back? I heard you from the waiting room. Jessie? I dont care if you dont like it here, suck it up and deal with it. 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